Iris was reading her Saturday newspaper, while her husband, Ben, was engrossed the magazine.
Suddenly, Iris burst out laughing. 'Listen to this, Ben,' she said, 'There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to *Stamford Bridge.'
'Hmmm,' Ben said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Iris asked, 'Would you swap me for a season ticket?'
'Absolutely not,' Ben replied.
'How sweet, 'Iris continued, 'Tell me why not.?'
'Season's more than half over,' Ben trumpeted.
*Stamford Bridge is the stadium where Chelsea Football Club plays.
