<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2026 14:50:57 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@cartman/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[My Reaction to the ByteBalls Steem Air Drop]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@cartman/my-reaction-to-the-byteballs-steem-air-drop</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@cartman/my-reaction-to-the-byteballs-steem-air-drop</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cartman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2018 22:54:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2VZXybTSZJq1HdZDFeMXE8v4TBHJvgpzqpmZ2QJDBztNmEZmBm4x2FhyhXuZ47Zsn5fPC8n1QVfZ8upTAK6EpXawZFUbDVPJZjZaivV5BfbBc2pELnCpuPmBmhSh3vxRJWNtN38m9TF3L9Ua1VkQrEMR2Zp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Its a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Its a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation Image source]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@cartman/its-a-man-s-obligation-to-stick-his-boneration-in-a-women-s-separation</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@cartman/its-a-man-s-obligation-to-stick-his-boneration-in-a-women-s-separation</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cartman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2016 11:16:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/FxX5caie56ynBGo9cWDoRXjijjijpxFzF9SrL8jSTQKSvBgLMK241fQocjWdWVrsEthcXBTr71YfaZgQT3Vgf55XqpCh5dqqtkicSucz8R9p?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why is it that Everything Today Has to do With Things Either Going in or Coming Out of My Ass?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass? 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