A short commentary on an ad that the local government recently released - we love us some extortion in small town Saskatchewan! Thanks for reading.
Since I've been a little harsh on the Town lately, and I'm very sorry about that, I figured that I would do them a solid and spread the word:
[Town] is now accepting resumes for a new Chief Administrator!
I linked the ad below for your convenience (people with "thinking skills" only please).
This position is very special, as is the case with all government and law enforcement positions!
Take me for example, I am currently a human being. Being one of those compels me to live in adherence to Natural Law. Therefore it would be immoral for me to force people to give me money.
However - if I applied for and was awarded this position, I would then turn into something that is not human. I would spontaneously morph into a life form that is believed to have "authority" over other human beings. 馃槷
Bear with me here and use your imagination: I could just walk out of my house in the morning, wave to my neighbor, go to my office, and write him a letter demanding that he gives me money by a certain date - OR ELSE. And he would be totally fine with that - he might even thank me!
Now, I realize that this scenario seems a little outlandish by HUMAN standards, but I think I would try to see myself as more of an omniscient being - maybe grow a beard and bleach it white.
Honestly, I might not be the man for this particular job, but I do really hope that they find somebody! How could we possibly survive without someone to initiate the theft of our money?
馃槂
