Hey Ron Paul, it's me, Brittany, from the audience of hundreds of people in Minneapolis in 2012!
You taught me a lot of things and brought me clarity when my brain was really confused about the world around me. That's what Dads do, right?
I'm 34, but I still need a dad!
There are lots of things that I don't understand about how to live in American culture, and you've lived in American culture for more than 80 years, so you can show me how to do it without sacrificing my soul, too!
We can do Dad daughter things like ride bikes together. I hear you like to ride bikes. And you can do stuff like support me in being my own unique self, cause that's what you're all about! And you'll be so proud of how I do things unconventionally. And because you're a supportive guy, you can give me advice about how to not be poor, and I'll listen to you cause I respect you a lot .
And you're already in your 80s and healthy as hell, but I'll help take care of you when you're old, cause that's what daughters do, right?! Yeah, Ron Paul! Let's do this!
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