Jokes for Squatting Slavs: Part 2

For those of you who don't already know, I arrived in Eastern Europe as a Peace Corps Volunteer in 1991 -- officially two years after the fall of the Berlin Wall.

In Bulgaria at the time, it was still largely the leftovers of the communist system -- which is still taking a long time to change, by the way.

But back then, it was a different world. Jokes were as puerile and as far from politically correct as you can imagine.

Even I, a product of the American higher educational system, was extremely offended when I first arrived.

Nevertheless, there are a few Balkan gems that need to be passed on, and this is a TRIGGER WARNING: they are still offensive!

I'm going to start with a few Bulgarian examples, so as not to shock any readers from the very start.

So, without further ado, the next is an aphorism I learned in the early '90s:

Fish, chicken, and women ...

Aha!

I tricked you.

I didn't tell you the punchline.

Can you guess what it is???

Answers in the comments, please!

P.S. You Bulgarians are cheating if you answer!