Cockpit Officer Bleu here.....

Welcome aboard th' Mighty Frigate Silverton of th' Royal Scottish Navy.
@chisomdamian
At ease!

We’ll be shoving off momentarily, so please make sure your bagpipes and personal effects are stowed securely, either in an overhead compartment or under the hammock in front of you.
There are six exits on this ship – 3 doors, on each side. All exits
are clearly marked with an exit sign. Please take the time to find
the exit nearest you.
If you’re stationed in an exit row, please review the responsibilities
for emergency exit gangway, on the back of the safety information
leaflet which is in your hammock pocket. If you are unable, or prefer not
to do this, please let us know, and we will be happy to find you
anither station.

Again, welcome aboard th' Mighty Frigate Silverton!

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(Adapted from the Commander's previous welcome speeches...thank you!)