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Trecko 2020-11-20
I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know. If all be true that I do think, There be five reasons why one should drink;
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Trecko 2020-11-19
Aquavit is also considered useful for medicinal purposes, an essential ingredient in what I was once told is the Norwegian cure for the common cold. You get a bottle, a poster bed, and the brightest colored
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Trecko 2020-11-18
As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day, I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay, The words were torn and tattered, From the storm the night before, The wind and rain had done its
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Trecko 2020-11-17
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate. Join the march to save individuality! we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love, we will cry over things we used to laugh & our new wisdom
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Trecko 2020-11-16
The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have neither doctors nor lawyers. -- L. Docquier The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack." -- H. L. Mencken You
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Trecko 2020-11-15
Juall's Law on Nice Guys: Nice guys don't always finish last; sometimes they don't finish. Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start! Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers
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Trecko 2020-11-14
The odds are a million to one against your being one in a million. No running on pool deck. Harp not on that string. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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Trecko 2020-11-13
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar Wilde
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Trecko 2020-11-12
Without freedom of choice there is no creativity. -- Kirk, "The return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4 The most important things, each person must do for himself. EARTH smog | bricks AIR --
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Trecko 2020-11-11
The Great Movie Posters: SCENES THAT WILL STAGGER YOUR SIGHT! -- DANCING CALLED GO-GO -- MUSIC CALLED JU-JU -- NARCOTICS CALLED BANGI! -- FIRES OF PUBERTY! SEE the burning of a virgin! SEE power of witch
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Trecko 2020-11-10
if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) { printf("Don't Panic!\n"); exit(42); } -- Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February '95, describing RCS Many a family tree needs
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Trecko 2020-11-09
Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it. Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk. All men have the right to wait in line.
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Trecko 2020-11-08
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek" Set the cart before the horse. -- John Heywood Government [is] an illusion the governed should
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Trecko 2020-11-07
Money is the root of all wealth. The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great deal of money. The woman who gives herself takes all your time. -- Balzac It is common sense to take
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Trecko 2020-11-06
At the end of your life there'll be a good rest, and no further activities are scheduled. Hire the morally handicapped. Immortality consists largely of boredom. -- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis",
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Trecko 2020-11-05
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. Schizophrenia beats being alone. Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents: SPUD ROGERS OF THE 25TH CENTURY: Story of an Air Force potato that's left in a rarely
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Trecko 2020-11-04
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core -- Scratch a lover and find a foe! -- Dorothy Parker, "Ballad of a Great Weariness" An American's
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Trecko 2020-11-03
Stop! Whoever crosseth the bridge of Death, must answer first these questions three, ere the other side he see! "What is your name?" "Sir Brian of Bell." "What is your quest?"
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Trecko 2020-11-02
"Is this foreplay?" "No, this is Nuke Strike. Foreplay has lousy graphics. Beat me again." -- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 (comics)
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Trecko 2020-11-01
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. -- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered. -- I changed the lock on my
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