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Trecko 2020-10-31
Vini, vidi, Linux! -- Unknown source Don't come crying to me about your "30 minute compiles"!! I have to build X uphill both ways! In the snow! With bare feet! And we didn't have compilers! We
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Trecko 2020-10-30
Don't confuse things that need action with those that take care of themselves. Joy: Hey, I'm an asshole. Assholes emit odious gas. That's what we do. "Maintain an awareness for contribution -- to
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Trecko 2020-10-29
Clones are people two. You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more than my brain. -- W.G. Anarchy may not be a better form of government, but it's better than no government
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Trecko 2020-10-28
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?" Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: you can win or you
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Trecko 2020-10-27
Smear the road with a runner!! The Great Movie Posters: A mis-spawned murderous abomination from the nether reaches of an unimaginable hell. -- The Killer of Castle Brood (1967) NEW -- SICKENING HORROR
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Trecko 2020-10-26
The man who runs may fight again. -- Menander I would have you imagine, then, that there exists in the mind of man a block of wax... and that we remember and know what is imprinted as long as the image
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Trecko 2020-10-25
Satire is what closes in New Haven. I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein It is possible that blondes also
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Trecko 2020-10-24
I used to have nightmares that the Grinch's dog would kidnap me and make me dress up in a halter-top and hot pants and listen to Burl Ives records. -- Robin, "Anything But Love", 12/18/91. Don't
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Trecko 2020-10-23
A political man can have as his aim the realization of freedom, but he has no means to realize it other than through violence. -- Jean Paul Sartre If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question
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Trecko 2020-10-22
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now. All the men on my staff can type. -- Bella Abzug They are relatively good but absolutely terrible. -- Alan Kay, commenting on Apollos
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Trecko 2020-10-21
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it. -- J. Robert Oppenheimer, "Bulletin of Atomic Scientists" Women are always anxious to urge bachelors
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Trecko 2020-10-20
The Advertising Agency Song When your client's hopping mad, Put his picture in the ad. If he still should prove refractory, Add a picture of his factory. This is clearly another case of too many mad
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Trecko 2020-10-19
Linux: the operating system with a CLUE... Command Line User Environment. -- seen in a posting in comp.software.testing We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the
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Trecko 2020-10-18
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage. -- Ryan
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Trecko 2020-10-17
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose? Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh? -- Cheers, Feeble Attraction Sam: What are you up to Norm? Norm: My ideal weight if
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Trecko 2020-10-14
hangover, n.: The wrath of grapes. The door is the key. Anything is possible on paper. -- Ron McAfee
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Trecko 2020-10-13
Mind The Way bears sensation, Sensation bears memory, Sensation and memory bear abstraction, And abstraction bears all the world; Each thing in the world bears feeling and doing, And, imbued with mind,
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Trecko 2020-10-12
There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow" Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to
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Trecko 2020-10-11
Simunye is on a oc3->oc12 simmy: bite me. :) daemon: okay :) Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active. -- Leonardo da Vinci Bradyism: A multisibling sensibility derived
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Trecko 2020-10-10
Everybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that called for a small employee contribution. The company was paying all the rest. Unfortunately, 100% employee participation was needed;
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