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Trecko 2020-07-26
The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. (Arno Schaefer's .sig) Now what would they do if I just sailed away? Who the hell really
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Trecko 2020-07-25
Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past. -- The Adventurer This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready! But I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes.
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Trecko 2020-07-24
Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper ... everyone was eating paper and a policeman was at the door. Now all you have to do is bend a disk. -- A member of the outlawed Polish trade union,
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Trecko 2020-07-23
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose? Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh? -- Cheers, Feeble Attraction Sam: What are you up to Norm? Norm: My ideal weight if
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Trecko 2020-07-22
... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. -- Don Marquis Loud burping while walking around the airport is
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Trecko 2020-07-21
Snow White has become a camera buff. She spends hours and hours shooting pictures of the seven dwarfs and their antics. Then she mails the exposed film to a cut rate photo service. It takes weeks for the
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Trecko 2020-07-20
God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay. The disk is wobbling, too. The VAX is down and won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Until the first
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Trecko 2020-07-19
I'll see you... on the dark side of the moon... -- Pink Floyd It's all magic. :-) -- Larry Wall in
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What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature? -- Nero
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Trecko 2020-07-18
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. -- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles" "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not
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Trecko 2020-07-17
The vigor of civilized societies is preserved by the widespread sense that high aims are worth-while. Vigorous societies harbor a certain extravagance of objectives, so that men wander beyond the safe
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Trecko 2020-07-16
Hey, I had to let awk be better at something... :-) -- Larry Wall in
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For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to never have tasted the 'Great Chieftain O' the
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Trecko 2020-07-15
Staff meeting in the conference room in %d minutes. Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. [There is no great genius without some touch of madness.] -- Seneca "Here's something to think
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Trecko 2020-07-14
Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it. Could I have a drug overdose? A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software conference and then returned to report to
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Trecko 2020-07-13
Life is a process, not a principle, a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved. -- Gerard Straub, television producer and author (stolen from Frank Herbert??) A platitude is simply a truth repeated
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Trecko 2020-07-12
#if _FP_W_TYPE_SIZE < 64 #error "Only stud muffins allowed, schmuck." #endif -- linux/arch/sparc64/quad.c The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid
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Trecko 2020-07-11
There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse. Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day. -- Josh Billings Go directly to jail. Do not
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Trecko 2020-07-10
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Ether! (ether who?) Ether Bunny... Yea! [chorus] Yeay! Stay on the Happy side, always on the happy side, Stay on the Happy side of life! Bum bum bum bum bum bum You will feel
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Trecko 2020-07-09
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few
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Trecko 2020-07-08
Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing. -- Albert Schweitzer You are number 6! Who is number one? We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. --
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Trecko 2020-07-07
Oatmeal raisin. A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!! How can you do 'New Math' problems with an 'Old Math' mind? -- Charles Schulz
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