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LYRICS:
I’m a vile little goblin
Hiding in my cave,
Wet skin, heart throbbin
I’m digging up some bones
Gonna build a friend so I won’t be all alone
I'm a moist hole resident
Couldn't call me a gent
Violence is my precedent
But if you gaze, beyond the crust
You will find a goblin heart ready to bust
My cave is cosy and its tight
Your hands would feel nice on my wet stalactite
Original G, from the ancient stories told
Except I don't guard bridges and I have no gold
Dark desires delicious and sweet
Walking pantsless down the street
Sniff out the ladies with my bulbous nose
Tell ‘em “Hey babe, I wanna suck your toes”
Living in the damp is fine by me,
No lights, no lamp, it all swings free
Mmmm…My skin all different sorts of green
Dozens of warts covers my tiny peen
I don't need pants/don’t need a shirt 'cause my fur is thick and juicy
Running in the moonlight with actor Gary Busey
I scurry up a leg, bite the first thing I see
Then I get booted into a tree
Stole a big bag of mushrooms, I took it from a mage
He tried to cast a spell on me I keep him in a cage
Every night you’ll find me stabbing
Stray travellers and knaves
My heart is black and rotten
From the violence that I crave
I’m a vile little Goblin,
hiding in my cave,
Wet eyes, hard sobbing
Lyrics by Bullet 1289
donkosaurus
The Drunken Coward
The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ
CoverEye
Schwifty McNifty
thisnameismine
Mungulor
Zoey Hayes
zombiechaddy
Esteemed Reptile
Gonzalo Ayala Ibarre
Al_sprays_paint
Shallow God
OUTRO LYRICS:
Soggy moldy bread, stinky rotten cheese
Sawdust in my head, bedding full of fleas
Creeping up at night with a greedy, fiendish grin
Snatching up your coins, take your horse for a spin...
Damsel in distress, need a hero on the double
But the only ones around don't even have stubble
One more time I play the part, helping heroes get their start
Swinging 'round my rusty knife, die again, fuck my life
Look at me with terror, or a soft and tender gaze.
They call me goblin cause I'm always goblin mayonnaise
Outry lyrics by
K Ryuzaki
TeKen_Nation
bigtasty67
EsterK13
Composition draws from Córdoba by Isaac Albéniz
