That was an accident.

Did you know it's pronounced differently in different parts of the US? Where I live it's pronounced Arkansaw like you observed, but farther east like in Kansas for example, they will vehemently defend

That is a smashing idea sir!

That would have been an interesting twist. But alas, reality was much less exciting than that :)

Righto! Because they can't arrest you for the crime of forgetting something!

I've got an even better Yeti sticker coming up next! I didn't realize I'd be collecting yeti stickers but apparently that's a thing now.

The beef paste will get you in trouble every time! Funny how easy it is to forget you've smeared yourself with it!

Thank you kindly! :)

With respect to everything save ejaculation, I am sure.

Is that code for an ancient Alien technological complex built for communicating with other galaxies? Yes. You're a quick one!

He said no one's ever asked him that So did he help you change your phone's name, or not?

Thanks @ewkaw! May your car's transmission live forever :)

No, my photo shows nothing so divine as Noah's ark. 'Tis but the remains of the Edison Mine :)

Good thing because I would have been very angry and might have done something I'm very good at doing, nothing! P. S. thank you for the tipu!

Ohhhh, you're in real big trouble now!

Ah. Well don't tell anyone, I actually plagiarized this entire post.

And lo, I am glad that you did not read P.S. how did you find me?

STOP thanks :)