<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 03:53:40 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Today's threat to my life]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear reader, As I type this I am still shaking. I just rode home from work. I've never been so scared from a ride, I can honestly say I was terrified. About 5 miles from my house on a very busy highway]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/today-s-threat-to-my-life</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/today-s-threat-to-my-life</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:34:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/BgxWBRxjvNhnbM9DiyHtCptYaDNF3xx85r8if8spuMjfmaA8BzxqWkBCbLYCxZZpADSRLNzW9mAbCyzs15v1UwPZoJ5UCMCiKk9FZwrRGVMMGdbWyjwudPuJijGWRoc6rhyqKeCFLhH5NzwYLorG5ZW9Q8eBvjgakZeRX6fueiY6gdk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman gets down and dirty with dual carbs]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear reader, Today I cleaned my carbs. This is the second time I've had to do so with Calypso, my Ninja 500. Because of all the rain and life, she has sat on and off in the nine months since her last cleaning.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/woman-gets-down-and-dirty-with-dual-carbs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/woman-gets-down-and-dirty-with-dual-carbs</guid><category><![CDATA[tutorial]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2018 06:10:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9VQqyWdfhiEFJc1RGeJ8cbs4bqMP86vt7tJ1wGqgvpwMRrBmYvuRhVeFSAheUxi4LLWGKBmFNYdT86z?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Me, The Green Menace]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear reader, I write to you sitting in nice, dry clothes... I just rode home in rains that were flooding the roads. As I was leaving the grocery store, it had just begun to rain (hard). Some old lady hobbled]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/me-the-green-menace</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/me-the-green-menace</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2018 19:45:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/Cztq4BXWMFDvjiJwnaVSHoHYdd1fRzMEJLybqkxqcJt8WcfFYS72mjRBtoDDDL46rkmHXi4b3LSyvGez51bEwHgFnY9ZozRhPnHkh4mJgzCvHwuyhkv4SWQF1cb1LSp3BuMThydp8PYpFg3h8BYpcfXFg4C7X73gZY6TBx5xP5iVsyKW8JvJFXGSWygBHCC4wVgSBMMDfmPmneKai2cKmQPaed7vhHLwYiN6DUjJbUjpRkHfrm7uz88e2hL2VUFyy1vAHFFTTnzKnqNhAteiUKEaiMubzaJVtsbQUECQZMa6hRdKFW2JJyWv5Lnir?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Knock Knock]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear reader, Guess who's back, back again. Jay is back, please resteem. It's been 42 years 3 months and 6 days since my last awful post. Cheers to finally bringing you another. I'm really rusty with my]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/knock-knock</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/knock-knock</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2018 05:16:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2CwnDyeL7SRXDBVj6NtmCD5H6MtSGL67PPVU3VFHdaaQVzxY2MZhiJhttWjAPz4eWAjoVGNkNEYj3z2oEyCXZkezjpdTPjQVtR2AQatoynoM1rvNKSNBLRUQ3F5zPKY7rbBAUvwc4DaTcWqAwzCns6nyVoy3RJcp15CWDGmdUARkggGY5zcpE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How I'm doing]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear readers, Just a short post to be a little proud. I'm doing a whole lot better where I am and am visibly happier. It's turned out to really not be so bad here. I'm glad I didn't leave. The pic below]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/how-i-m-doing</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/how-i-m-doing</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 17:11:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYvfvg9dRn8rD1kTrTYRt9tVDY69Sd8qHLf7RiqkNizk5JSaBNjayzfpZPDtEeDTkPPSaCtkqcr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Frankenbike]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear reader, I’ve made a terrible mistake. Most likely my biggest money blunder to date. In my last post, I mentioned that my truck is having problems. It still runs, but is misfiring in half its cylinders]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/frankenbike</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/frankenbike</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 16:54:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYvAPKMH4UBPHeTSxHMJu4URB3HK87uLnV5rx6k4Vp19ppqtrVSFXoeku7wYSC1vdSoXYxoNxsG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Hiatus is over.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear reader, Here I am, plugging back in, after being away for 4 months. My last post was in July, after I broke my hand on a stranger’s face. Despite many urgings from @Swolesome, I’ve been reluctant]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/my-hiatus-is-over</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/my-hiatus-is-over</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 10:15:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Broke my hand, got a date.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear reader, I would say that it’s been about a year since I’ve been able to answer the question; where do you see yourself in ten years? Therein lies a problem, I don’t. I don’t, or maybe just can’t,]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/broke-my-hand-got-a-date</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/broke-my-hand-got-a-date</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2017 15:18:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K5yzLkAskEm3nRrAEwLn1ZK5sQ3NSUetR5tLpgi2WBPWcdS6qYzP7Eg541xJowRbtWotcEo7js45KtmybLM4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I hate where I live.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear reader, I live in a small town. I live in a shit town. 'You know you're from a small town when you have to reference a larger destination in order to explain it to others.' ^^That may work for y'all,]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/i-hate-where-i-live</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/i-hate-where-i-live</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2017 21:33:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/BRWJ2XuBRXQxQtwjkpK59RMNMgNesAzwbPMgybP5vLgeae5t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nice to meet you, I'm Dead Inside]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear reader, It's been 38 days since I graduated college. Thirty-eight. I received my blah of blah, with a blah in blah and a blah blah blah. The question is: what have I done with my time? I have waited.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/nice-to-meet-you-i-m-dead-inside</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@anonymyst/nice-to-meet-you-i-m-dead-inside</guid><category><![CDATA[introduce-yourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymyst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2017 02:14:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/BRWJ2XuBRXQxQtwjkpK59RMNMgNesAaHiNgjYDB6zdN4fTEE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>