Aladdin, the real movie. ;)

Stonerr ;)

Funny name for bud.. but hey, it smokes WONDERFULLY! ;) "Headband" lol

"The first time I got high I started crying because I thought I was dreaming since everything was going so slowly! :("

"One time I was driving home high, REALLY FAST! It felt like I was in GTA I was going so fast! Only to realize when I looked down, that I was going 25 in a 45..."

"One time I was listening to Over the hills and far away by Led Zeppelin and I imagined He-Man singing that song and lost my fucking shit.. I turned it off.. I was THAT high."

"I was so high once, that I thought my beard hairs were little mini worms moving on my face.."

"I got so high once, that I made a bowl of cereal, set it on my nightstand, changed for bed, went to sleep, woke up, saw it there.. and said 'fuck it, i'm not getting up.'"

"One time I smoked at my friends house. I lied down on the garage floor and imagined I was an astronaut going through the rings of Saturn.. Only to wake up in my own vomit and proceed to drive to

"One time I got so high, I ate an entire jar of peanut butter."

Today's smoke is some wonderful Chemdawg! ;)

"The first time I got high I thought everyone was staring at me and I was paranoid.. I didn't want to ask the clerk for a drink to buy, so I went over to the vending machine and pushed the buttons

"Last week me and my friend got so high at a party that when it was time to go home, we started sprinting home when we got to the street for no reason at all..."

"I got so high, I thought I was walking through the jungle 'Where the wild things are.' "

"I was so high, I died. Yep. I'm dead. Talking to you now. I'm a ghost bro."

"back in highschool one of my good friends was a for real pot head and total hippy, she was so trippy, and out of all the wild colourful things on her wall, there was this picture, and we used to

"I got so high one time that I thought there was a zombie apocalypse coming and broke into a local school that night..."

"One time me and my girlfriend got so high before having sex that we got halfway naked and just sat there laughing our asses off until we were so tired we fell asleep."

"I once got really high and started driving around. For about 40 minutes I thought I had discovered a colonial village... Just to find out it was a college campus..."

"My friend got extremely high and fell asleep in his car. A cop showed up and knocked on the window... He was so high he woke up, handed the officer a $5 bill and tried to go back to sleep..."