Thanks. My wife and I are building and moving into a small place in middle Minnesota. So I haven't had a lot of spare time to paint. I look forward to it someday.

"Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives."

It's great!

It's like the cover photo of every dramatic heavy metal band's best album.

I have the right to remain silent. That's about all.

This will be a classic.

I can serve as witness here. This good sir, our meesterboom, never does anything for shock value. I just can't for the life of me understand how he could ever say that a felatio ninga is unwanted.

I wouldn't say I love riding the public bus, but it is a step up from using the sidewalk.

Keep the knuckleballs on the field. Don't date one. :-)

Right. Other than meesterboom, there isn't much humor here that I know of. Used to be piles and piles of it.

Hey. Thanks for that. If you like goofy-assed humor, I'm your guy.

It's how I imagine everyone looks on Facebook.

An early adopter.

That's the stuff.

This is no coincidence.

I love Hogan's Heroes. Can't get enough.

Well... I'm not sure. Let me check the internet and see other decent folk like me think about him.

I would take my love to town.

You could also choose eternal life.