...not sure if you mean corona or cancer.

I wish my cat would stop walking across my nuts while I sleep.

Every February, my nephew steps from his doorway and checks for his shadow. Any hint of Spring is important to his income. He doesn't get much business in winter even though he manages Pennsylvania's famous

Yes. Ok. Thank you.

I thought it was only one minute to read and vote (not five minutes.) Which of us is mistaken?

Eat, drink, and try to be merry.

Dang. Leaky is an appropriate name for that kind of weather.

No sun, but not too cold, for about eight days now. Thank the Lord for booze.

Thank you. It's good to be back in the winner square. Thanks for keeping this punathon going. I am reminded of my young days on the farm. This was before I went to university and got my doctorate in

I've been reading your math and science posts.

Try lawn darts.

How about when people write "looser" when they mean "loser"?

I have the same story. Loved those Celtic and Laker days. Short shorts and all.

This whole time I thought his name was Colby.

Thanks.

Profound!

I used to dip my toast in ketchup.

I'd take five minutes alone if I could get it.

No. I need both blood AND guts. (Probably a pun in there if you look close enough.)

Thank you. What tribe tag do you suggest I use?