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What does an Astrologer and a proctologist have in common? An interest in Uranus.

It's like Christmas every day: breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Go outdoors folks. Take a pic and post it. Probably the only Sun you'll see here.

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I will not be asked back to the annual New York City New Year's Eve party. I had one job last year at midnight and I blew it. I take full responsibility. I really dropped the ball on that one.

Yessir.

I've been rehearsing this weird holiday dance with my local theater group. It's not going so well for me. First of all, the director is a real Nutcracker.

Right on! Merry Christmas.

If your dad only has seven illegitimate children, then he isn't working hard enough.

If they just gave you actual food, a pizza day or something, it might result in the workplace attitudes they're looking for.

I am going to take it easy this Hanukkah. Last year I partied too hard and Torah ligament in my knee.

Some of us have to use the Weather Channel.

A yamato blueprint is the only thing on my X-mas list this year. Well... that and a jug of whiskey. But why can't a guy have it all?

Thanks!

I wish I knew how to spur more pun participation. I am sitting here burning a stick of Nag Champa and getting angry about it. You could say I am incensed over this. (Well, I didn't dream that pun, but

I use my staple gun to stretch canvases. Those three days were the first time I used it for anything else (insulation and rodent proofing material.) I didn't feel the pain until I was finished. Now that

Thanks Tamara. I took some pictures, but I haven't kept a journal or anything. The internet reception up there is lacking so I pretty much disappeared from the scene. Anyway, it is fun and I look forward

This sounds like my entire college experience.