SuperSteemian is a 40-year-old, divorced ex-accountant with two children. He is unemployed and he can't afford a car.
Thanks to his mutated DNA, He has superhuman blogging abilities, strenght of a thousand hamsters on steroids, speed of a squirrel with ADHD and the ability to fly like something that flies well!
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