<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 05:29:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@abegurko/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Blue Blue His World Is Blue]]></title><description><![CDATA[Like his tie, General Mike Flynn is feeling mighty blue now that Robert Mueller has painted the rat & probably his son into a corner. "And in this corner " we have a felon and an asshole.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@abegurko/blue-blue-his-world-is-blue</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@abegurko/blue-blue-his-world-is-blue</guid><category><![CDATA[colorchallenge]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abegurko]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 15:36:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/pBMynyEfMRmTdcuPubxWD9w28PshREC259beiDa8DG1wnYaGEUfDgz3AsP9GQcEuwTKQNxu2v7N5XWoL8RZzeGte6cxdW6WovyiVFWVh4L2EHNPVqB2UqrJp8zV8SSH9zGMkr6uNf8KDToXLc7kxVBDeUA63edPzemmheFre57vHQsve?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Homeland Security Is Monitoring Cryptocurrency?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well there goes that! As in my get rich quick scheme having jumped into the Cryptocurrency game. Now that that heinous mouthpiece, Sarah Huckabee Sanders who speaks for the even more heinous beast himself,]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@abegurko/homeland-security-is-monitoring-cryptocurrency</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@abegurko/homeland-security-is-monitoring-cryptocurrency</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptocurrency]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abegurko]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 23:57:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGiDRAFPSFVfJMQuiMbZLZfyYgLwert4s16vh5941ZhfM4BmioYbbPDLhE8x4gwRi1eA2pirLSHcA25tzMThPkUtjW4GdTAEZYsRw4B12jYX12vTT78J1VGJEBmGYoKji6WTG6a5PEfLXth3TNTqiKCTSprtE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How Green Is Barak Obama's Valley Now]]></title><description><![CDATA[Remember when this iconic photo of Barak Obama toking on a joint permeated the internet when those stupid, white Republicans thought that it would hurt his chances of getting elected? I mean...hello....it]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@abegurko/how-green-is-barak-obama-s-valley-now</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@abegurko/how-green-is-barak-obama-s-valley-now</guid><category><![CDATA[colorchallenge]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abegurko]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 19:47:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K5ydG4unQFaEfcnvaR7gQ7gZvBmHFYRpyXmzb3jFYEMWyPDsphJNSYrB1mHamg3vFNe8ZxSN9Md1xkAW94Jr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The KKK May Be White...But Really...They Are Yellow]]></title><description><![CDATA[We all know that the KKK are a bunch of stupid white boys wearing white bedsheets and Casper the Ghost hoods, but really...they are yellow. To hide their faces is a sign of fear. And there ain't no other]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@abegurko/the-kkk-may-be-white-but-really-they-are-yellow</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@abegurko/the-kkk-may-be-white-but-really-they-are-yellow</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abegurko]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 19:53:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaAfMXbDsahCVJEzuEbT16aTHLcJ3zd1ybbeC8vwiUQo3vn1UwCctsozJJg57RY65wyzS6y3kqLyU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Poontang Police Working Overtime]]></title><description><![CDATA[Several weeks ago, as all the sexual predators began to drop like flies, I coined the phrase Poontang Police. Even before the LAPD had created the Entertainment Industry Task Force Against Sexual Predators]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@abegurko/poontang-police-working-overtime</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@abegurko/poontang-police-working-overtime</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abegurko]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 18:46:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCiaxZmdb555hkjecmqomntNdRp7jg9q1DvXR55U2TrJSnjHLxTRj1LjGPqz5pkFRLqquZjdJwz7TS6VDyueRtfZRs19hucC87j3fDJ9yds49vEUTaipm9aeUjT8mc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ann Curry Must Be Dancing Like No One Is Watching]]></title><description><![CDATA[Remember when Matt Lauer instigated the demise of Ann Curry from the Today Show? Well, this morning, like all of us, she must be gobsmacked to learn that Matt Lauer--the golden boy himself--is nothing]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@abegurko/ann-curry-must-be-dancing-like-no-one-is-watching</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@abegurko/ann-curry-must-be-dancing-like-no-one-is-watching</guid><category><![CDATA[todayshow]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abegurko]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 16:37:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rJF8BqxANgJGGxpRV3J41iwzQGWBVsnYP3WSfynKXAsiyFXjwGxmYf3sHBUgantt47Lmwr6w1NCbgiPhJaRBqF4aQu4ABFYnuQBeKPeB6k4GDP4qDjCGNwNUQ99G?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gross Baboon of the Year Award]]></title><description><![CDATA[Those of you that read my last post have been introduced to the Gross Baboon of the Year...which is actually an Award that I've been handing out for a few years on my blog Past nominees include (in no]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@abegurko/gross-baboon-of-the-year-award</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@abegurko/gross-baboon-of-the-year-award</guid><category><![CDATA[baboon]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abegurko]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 02:12:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4PYjjVeteBCNY39D1icEeYTcSbGP3qjTQkBesdse4XSTQppdJWd8bo66ij6wW2nwHMj3Ch4n4ivGntWNSJXyAAhDQuGyTWoyWC5dn7CUMpA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Orange You Glad You're Not....]]></title><description><![CDATA[...that Gross Baboon of the Year, Donald J (is for Jerk) Trump! And when I say baboon, I do not mean to insult actual baboons. Rather, just acknowledging that these two animals are orange, which is the]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@abegurko/orange-you-glad-you-re-not</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@abegurko/orange-you-glad-you-re-not</guid><category><![CDATA[orange]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abegurko]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 21:42:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/W5LtFRy2XGVw9KCSkQn1wkB3HcBtWrLUip763amN6J5WYaoQhJpoC2nrXYvdHZ5KLzDYr6Vn5mAmMP5D6HSY5BmzZSi2eyqVj4qSTZqC6LqBwg9LJUhxTBufUqvj3zEkGacidDzpNAtG2weJ59EV1mRR4EFUS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hello Steemit. WTF is this?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi y'all. I've been kidnapped. I am tied to a desk chair in Hollywood and have been told to write posts every day or else....I'll be broke for the rest of my life. That said, just wanted to share my location]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@abegurko/hello-steemit-wtf-is-this</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@abegurko/hello-steemit-wtf-is-this</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abegurko]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 19:55:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZAowwDuVWFmcrgAFFxWRMDLebXHPvwXPK9WNGBomKUsDi3MJjF5aqmE3yuCLEaeiqUXB2pSQUN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>